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Kramer: Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything. Jerry: You don't even know what a write-off is. Kramer: Do you? I don't. Kramer: But they do. And they're the ones writing it off. Quote from The Pool Guy. Kramer: [answers phone] Hello, and welcome to Moviefone. Mountain High. Rated R. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1. Elaine: Kramer, is that you? Kramer: Elaine?

Elaine: Uh, what time does Chow Fun start? Kramer: I don't know. Quote from The Yada Yada. Jerry: So you won't believe what happened with Whatley today. It got back to him that I made this little dentist joke and he got all offended. Those people can be so touchy. Kramer: Those people? Listen to yourself. Jerry: What? Kramer: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else in search of a dream. Jerry: Whatley's from Jersey.

Kramer: Yes, and now he's a full-fledged American. Jerry: Kramer, he's just a dentist. Kramer: Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite. Jerry: I am not an anti-dentite! Kramer: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. While he can often make those situations even worse, in one instance, he proved himself to be a real hero. Kramer regales Jerry and George with an epic story of fighting a mugger on a bus and then being forced to drive the out-of-control bus.

As George hears the story, he remarks that Kramer is a real-life Batman to which Kramer readily agrees. And despite all the countless big-screen Batmen fans have seen, it's hard not to wonder what Kramer would look like in the cape and cowl. As funny as Kramer's quotes are, his moments of physical comedy helped to make the character so iconic. One moment, in particular, stands out as Kramer is undercover in a bar and strikes up a conversation with his target.

As he attempts to be chummy, Kramer lights a cigarette, toasts the man with "Here's to feeling good all the time," and proceeds to drink an entire mug of beer with the cigarette still in his mouth. It is a hilarious moment and his line just feels like it sums his character up wonderfully. Though Kramer was a hit character from the beginning, it feels as though the randomness of the character has aged particularly well. Some of his most bizarre lines might have gone past the viewers at the time and now, on endless rewatches, fans can pick up on those wacky moments.

When planning a millennium party years in advance, he begins storing things in Jerry's apartment. When he brings in some balloons, Jerry points out there is no way they will remain inflated until the party. But Kramer points out that those are just his everyday balloons.

Colin has had a long passion and obsession with movies going back to the first time he saw The Lion King in theaters.

If anything, I need to get the exact opposite of me. The substitute teachers of the theatre world. I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room. A garage. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free? Do dreams require liquid? I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter. I was raised to give up. Isosceles Kramer.

How do you wear these things!! Golf with a Frisbee. This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George! You wander through the desert for 40 years with that dry air. She rolled right over me! Said I was a hipster doofus. Am I a hipster doofus? I have no dignity. I live my whole life in shame. People like me have not been.

But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own! My hands been stamped! I come. I warned the Queen you were gettin' close an', now it looks like we're gonna have to. Let me just eh.. Heh, heh, heh!

May she rest in peace. The hands of a man. It's like a creature out of Greek Mythology, I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast. He's in his pajamas. But I finally realized what's missing, in my life. An' I love the people I'm. He doesn't know why so shrugs back. An' he is a friend, Jerry. He is reliable. He is considerate. He's like your, exact opposite. Like Bizarro Superman. Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards bizarro world.

Up is Down. Down is. He says "Hello" when he leaves, "Good bye" when he arrives. Isn't that the, opposite of "Good bye"? Well, we better get goin' if we're gonna go to that uh, seven o'clock cold fusion. Well, count me out. I'm swimmin'. Old man Leland is bustin' my hump over these reports. If I don't get 'em done by nine,. Then interior, it's a black-walled dance bar full of gorgeous. What's that like? Ha ha. You know, I used to love Paris.

My uh, dead Fiance, Susan.. JERRY's hiding his horror of her hands. Well, then at least drink your beer.. He's uneasy. Hey--hey guys! Elaine, sit down. These are a couple o' my friends. Uh, this is Gene. And this guy, we.. Feldman is tall and a little goofy-looking. Hey Elaine, what do you think of an alarm clock, that automatically tells you the weather when you wake up?

See ya later, Elaine. Feldman an' I 'a' gotta get down 'o the library. An' then when you come home at night, you're always exhausted--we never do anything anymore!

We'll talk about this later. All right, listen. Have you seen my addre-- [sees address book on counter] --ah! There it is. I got it. I'll see you later. I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over the, excruciating. In the background, on a door, is a poster of a closeup of. Dennis Franz in black and white.

Hi, yes. You know, I'm thinkin', we might just be better of bein' friends. Jerry, muh--muh--my hair-dryer ruined the picture! An' I need another one or I can't get back into the. He opens her purse and peeks. You an' your work! Elaine's off in the Bizarro World, George only. You're right. These reports, they can wait a couple of hours.